Date sent: Wed, 25 Dec 1996 01:24:43 -0500 (EST) From: Joey Markham ([email protected]) To: [email protected] Subject: REVIEW: "Christmas Carol" Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, everybody! Look at what Santa has stuffed in the stocking this time around. Hmm.. that must have been one glass of sour milk and a plate of stale cookies waiting there for him to deserve this kind of holiday treat! CHRISTMAS CAROL director: C. Everette Smythe. Las Vegas, 1994. Introducing and starring Diva. With Heather Lee, Ariel Daye, Devon Shire, Debi Diamond, Tony Martino, Steve Drake, Alex Sanders. running time: 69 minutes. - Heather Lee, Ariel Daye, Steve Drake - Diva, Devon Shire - Debi Diamond (anal), Alex Sanders - Diva, Tony Martino It's around Christmas time (one or two days before). Over at work, head honcho Carol (Diva) calls two workers (Heather Lee, Ariel Daye) into her office. She asks them about some current accounts they're working on and tells them they both do fine work. But soon she'll be making some changes to their schedules. "Changes?" asks Ariel. "What kind of changes?" Carol replies, "Well, let's just say that your holiday period? Your Christmas vacation? You're off for the rest of your lives!" "We're... fired?" Ariel asks. "I thought you said we did fine work!" "You DO! You both do very fine work!" she says but explains that she's had to find some cost-effective ways to run her company and consolidate things so she put everyone's names in a hat and ended up picking both of theirs. "I think that's fair," she adds. "Fair?!" exclaims Ariel. "It's Christmas! Um.. couldn't you wait until after Christmas?" Carol apologizes but tells them they're both bright, young and intelligent and that they'll find something else. "Do we even get severance pay or anything?" asks Ariel. "No, you don't get severance pay! Would you like me to tuck you girls in at night too??" Heather says, "You're a cruel, heartless woman." Carol tells her, "Flattery won't get your job back, sweetheart." Both women leave her office. Later on, over at someone's house. Ariel, Heather and Heather's boyfriend (Steve Drake) are sitting around in a living room, depressed. Steve (another in the list of employees that Carol fired) figures he can just forget about getting a vcr for his mom and he'll be lucky if he can even make rent for the month. He tells the girls there's no use crying over it, what's done is done. They'll just have to go out there and find other jobs. In fact, he already lined up a part-time job as a shopping mall Santa. Ariel laughs about it, but it's really their martinis kicking in. She looks above Heather and Steve and says, "Hey, you know.. I just noticed. I think you guys are under the mistletoe!" Steve looks up. "So we are," he says. Following the Christmas tradition, Heather kisses Steve. Ariel ends up joining in on their fun. - Things start off quite slow. Once you get through the head-giving (at least they're in the spirit of 'giving'! :-) Steve asks, "Who wants to get fucked first?" Ariel squeals, "Me, Santa! Me, Santa!" So he tells Heather to let Ariel eat her pussy while he fucks her, then they'll switch. Ariel is a pale-skinned redhead with small natural breasts and Heather has her smaller set of implants here and brown frizzy hair (looking hot). After Ariel receives her 'stocking stuffer' from Steve, he goes on to fuck Heather with Ariel's face close by so he can alternate between fucking and getting sucked. He gets one more blowjob from Heather before cumming in her mouth which she spits out, then he says while catching his breath, "I think I've got some new work for you girls." They smile. This isn't one of the hottest sex scenes you'll ever see. It's ok, but mostly forgettable. Later that night. Carol's about ready to go to sleep but tells herself what crybabies Heather and Ariel are, acting like they've never been fired before (well, maybe they weren't?). She mimics them: "It's Christmas! You can't fire us on Christmas!" Carol says "screw Christmas" and goes to sleep. Moments later, a man (Tony Martino) walks into the room. "Carol?" he asks, waking her up. She sits up and asks, "Who the hell are you?" He introduces himself as Johnny Angel, the ghost of Christmas past, present and future and he's going to show her a few things. She says, "Get the hell outta here you creep before I call the cops!" "I don't think you fully understand," he tells her. "I'm gonna take you on a little trip." "You'd better get out of here now before I take your nuts and wrap them around your ears!" (whoa.. I hope I never get on HER bad side!). He puts his hand over her eyes and she says, "What are you doing? Get your filthy hands off of me!" She doesn't even fight him off as she speaks. Anyhow, her trip to the past begins and Johnny asks her if she remembers Jennifer Hall (Devon Shire), one of the girls she fired on Christmas long ago. "Yeah, she was a hot one," Carol remembers but says she was as incompetent as a lapdog. Johnny says he'd like her to watch herself in action and relive the experience to see if she learned anything. Back to 1990. Jennifer is in Carol's office. "But Carol..." she says. "It's Christmas! Don't you have a heart?" "My heart works fine! Too bad you don't!" is her reply. Jennifer begs Carol not to fire her and wonders if there's anything she can do to change her mind. "As a matter of fact... there is!" "Anything! I cannot let my family down for Christmas." "Then don't let ME down," Carol says as she gets up from her chair and kisses Jennifer. - The usual g/g stuff happens except that it's all from Diva to Devon. Devon remains on the receiving end the whole time as she gets licked (both pussy and ass) then fucked with a vibrator. She is quite vocal and Diva looks well into pleasing her but the screen occasionally blackens out. Very annoying. "How do you feel?" Johnny asks Carol. "I feel a little turned on," she smiles. "She was great, wasn't she?" But he tells her that when Jennifer went home, she had to tell her two kids that Santa wasn't coming that year. "I didn't know Jennifer had kids," Carol says. He asks her if she knew Jennifer promised her crippled brother a wheelchair for Christmas and says her entire family spent Christmas morning at the Salvation Army. He also mentions that Jennifer now makes minimum wage flipping burgers because she doesn't have the courage to find a better job. So now Johnny decides to take Carol on another trip and as he puts his hand over her eyes again, she says no but ends up under his spell again. We now see the future: Carol's maid Robin (Debi Diamond) is on her couch with some guy (Alex Sanders). "Who's that man with my maid?" asks Carol. Johnny says that's going to be her future husband, Stewart Anderson. They'll marry in 1995 but two years later, she'll completely drive him out of her life. She asks what he's doing with Robin. Johnny explains that shortly after their marriage, he and Robin began having an affair. He was shocked by the way Carol treated her and it was then that he finally began to see Carol as the heartless woman that she is. "What happened to me?" she asks. Johnny explains how she and Stewart will end up getting a divorce and he receives the house after their court settlement and will eventually marry Robin. We see the scenario played out. "Oh Robin, you make me so happy. You're the exact opposite of Carol," he says. "Thankfully, most people are already the exact opposite of Carol," she smiles. They talk a bit more about Carol but he tells her they should just stick to thinking about their future together. Reading eachother's minds about their present time, they start to kiss and make love. - Holidays or not, Debi Diamond always has the spirit. She and Alex make for a blistering scene that just doesn't seem to fit into this 'more dull than not' offering. Just as he licks her pussy, she climbs over the couch and eventually slides off it from being driven wild. Then Alex climbs over and one half of the two-piece couch tumbles over but they continue with the scene. They only do a doggie with eventual anal penetration (and the camera only uses two different angles to capture it). Alex pulls out and cums all over her ass and she smears it around and finger fucks herself. Maybe this movie should've been titled "Delectable Debi"! "Are you beginning to see the error of your ways?" Johnny asks. "Are you beginning to see what Christmas really means? Are you beginning to see it's the only time of the year you can do something that really matters?" "I thought Christmas was just a season, a sentimental season, for.. you know, everyone to take a week off work?" He reminds her that she's fired a total of eighteen people throughout the Christmas years and she realizes that she got carried away while she was trying to save money by consolidating the office work. "Well," he says. "You know what you have to do." "Yes. Yes, I do." She phones someone at work and asks them to call back everyone on the list of fired employees and re-hire them, doubling their salaries. When she hangs up, she discovers Johnny Angel is gone (does that mean his job is done? Not quite. Even an angel has a 'horny little devil' side that you will soon find out about :-). The next day. Carol is visited by Steve in her office. He wants to know why she had to call him all the way over there while he was doing his Santa Claus gig at the local mall. "I'm giving you your job back at double the salary!" she cheers. "You're what??" he asks. She says, "You and all the others. No one should be unemployed at Christmas! I don't want my future husband to have an affair with my maid!" "Excuse me??" he asks. She shakes her head and says, "Nevermind. Don't worry about it. You just have a merry Christmas." He's all excited and thanks her graciously then leaves her office beaming with joy. She goes on the phone and calls somebody up and tells that person to find Paula, Sharon (Heather and Ariel, or vice versa, I take it) and everyone else she fired. She smiles, "It's gonna be a merry Christmas after all!" At home. Carol's standing in front of her christmas tree wearing a bra, garter belt and nylons (how cozy looking! :-). Johnny Angel suddenly appears before her. "I'm very proud of you, Carol," he says. "Your future looks very bright indeed!" "Johnny! I'm so surprised! I thought I was never gonna see you again!" He says, "Surprise! Merry Christmas!" She says everyone was so happy when she gave them the news. She even tracked down Jennifer and will make sure that from now on she and her family never have to go to the Salvation Army again. "I know that you know that Christmas only comes once a year," he tells her. "And the feeling of giving goes on forever." "I'd love to give you a token of my appreciation," she says. "What's that?" he asks. "It's ME!" she cheers. "Ah," he says. "I'm way ahead of you!" Then he opens his robe to reveal a little gift wrapping around his dick. She looks down and asks if that's for her. He says it is because she's been such a good girl. Carol just loves her present and uses it right away. - Diva starts with giving Tony a blowjob, then he eats her out. Once the slow-moving stuff is over with, they mish it up and then do it doggie style. Diva has the energy and is a bit of a dirty talker, but she's no Debi Diamond (well, not all that many pornstars have Debi's insatiable appetite anyways). A bit of looping occurs (sigh) but then Tony blasts a Peter North- like cumshot all over Diva's face. She enjoys it well enough. "Tis the season to be horny," he moans. "Tis the season to be horny," she repeats. The end. One of the very few porno movies that actually have a holiday theme, this video doesn't deliver well enough in the sex department as it does with the plot. Since Christmas only comes around once a year, does that make a rental of "Christmas Carol" worth it? Well, only Debi's scene will be music to your ears. But if you must keep up with traditional, then go ahead. At any rate, a Merry Christmas to all! "Ho! Ho! Ho!" (actually, it's more like "Ho-Hum, Ho-Hum, Ho-Hum"). Joey Markham [email protected]
169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late." HoME干别人老婆嗯啊小说 ENTER NUMBET 0017