FROM: "... Sleepless in Seattle" <[email protected]> SUBJECT: REVIEW: Time Machine (By request) DATE: 8 Dec 1996 04:26:42 -0000 Prolog -It's been a long time since I did a review or even watched a movie. I wouldn't have been doing this one if I hadn't received an e-mail request from Serenity asking if I had seen this movie. Since I didn't exactly give her raves in the last of her movies I reviewed, that took some nerve. I thought it deserved my time so here it is. I stopped watching movies because they were becoming more and more boring and repetitive. My trip to the store this time showed a wide variety of new releases that had titles which caught my eye but I was there to see one particular movie. -Time Machine Wicked Pictures - 7-25-96 Produced written and directed by Jace Rocker (he even had a bit part in the flick.) Starring - Serenity, Tatianna, Ruby, Sindee Cox, Tracey Love and Davia Ardell Guys Jonathan Morgan Peter North, Alex Sanders, Mitchell Gant, Colt Steele. Others in non-sex roles: Steve Hatcher, Jace Rocker, John O'Connell, Big T, Steve Justice Plot - Jon's grandpa dies and leaves him a big bank account and a time machine. Jon and his girlfriend Serenity accidentally start the time machine during a blow job and stubble through a series of time and space segments where we get the various sex scenes. Rating for those who can't wait until I finish rambling ->2.0 Time machine is supposed to be a sexy comedy with the lovely Serenity as it's star attraction and the type cast Jon Morgan as the Jerry Lewis figure. In my humble opinion, JM should not star in anything. He's a nice enough looking guy I suppose but he can't act and his sexual exploits are average. If I wanted to see average, I'd look in a mirror. Sorry Jon you may just be getting bad scripts but I've yet to see you shine. I do live in hope though as you come off as a nice guy anyway. I digress. Serenity is certainly star material on looks but will need a better script to reach the very top (based of course on what I've seen.) She reminds me a little of a cross between Lisa Kudrow and Jennifer Aniston. She has a sweet body with nice legs and a wonderful butt it's really a shame she augmented what I would assume were a very nice pair of breasts originally. However, the augmentation isn't horrendous and in some scenes at some angles looks natural. So, I will add her to my list of ladies who I will watch in spite of their artificialities. To save time I will briefly cover the other ladies in this film. My favorite of the non-staring group is Tatianna. She is adorable. Beautiful face, lovely ass, and natural tits. Ruby also has nice legs and a good butt however, she has a horrible boob job that makes shots of her upper body a distraction. Tracey Love and Davia Ardell appear to be "grunge girls" in the Courtney love mold. Tracey has cute tits but is average everywhere else and has a bad case of "noassatall". Davia has a bad boob job and again is average in every other way. These girls added nothing to the movie. Sindee Cox has been around the scene a bit and usually produces some nice shots of her long legs and OK butt however, in this movie she had some marks (pimples?) on her butt cheeks that were distracting. Couple that with the fact that she was sharing a scene with a better looking and more eager actress (Serenity) and she was just outclassed in this one. Better luck next time and use some make-upon those ass blemishes Sindee; please. The guys were a mixed bag. Jon was Jon. Under powered and unexciting during sex and with a weak finish. Peter North did as he always does but with less enthusiasm. Gant was a flop as he came too early and never got back into the scene. Sanders was average for him, I've seen him do better.. The scenes were as follows JM and Serenity. Blow job only Ruby Mitchell Gant and Alex Sanders Peter North and Tatianna Serenity and Colt Steele Sindee Cox and Serenity Tracey Love, Davia Ardell and Jon Morgan 1) JM and Serenity. Blow job only. Serenity shows she can give excellent head as she gets the best out of Jon. Some good shots of her face here but a short, scene meant to tempt us as this movie has , according to the box, only her second girl-boy scene ever. So, in the "build the suspense" light, it was an okay opener. 2) Ruby Mitchell Gant and Alex Sanders. In a bar in the old west Ruby takes these guys both on at once and wins. her blow job is so good that MG pops early and in her mouth but she never misses a beat and keeps on working him. Alex Sanders carries the rest of the scene for the guys while Ruby works to rekindle MG. She gets it doggy and missionary (from a semi-hard MG) and screams her way through the whole thing. the popshot is on her pussy. This scene failed to make use of Ruby's best asset; her ass. Guy's when you direct a woman with a nice ass, especially when her tits look so bad, use it 3) Peter North and Tatianna This is a good scene that could have been great with better camera work and more enthusiasm from Peter. Maybe he's getting bored? Anyway, Tatianna give him good head then settles in for a leisurely doggy from Peter still wearing her dress. At first this annoyed me because I was wanting a good look at her. But, it highlighted a GREAT ass. Looking back on it, I appreciate that she didn't get naked right away as I was able to watch her butt a while longer. She rolls over for a harder missionary pounding from Pete and starts to get more vocal. She then mounts him for a reverse cowgirl and here is where she loses the dress to expose her beautiful natural tits and the rest of a great body. Though not a ravishing beauty, if she stays away from the silicone moguls she will be a star soon. I was slobbering so much over her looks I almost missed it when she slid Peter out of her pussy and into her lovely ass for an RAC that was very nice. Pity the camera work was so bad that it detracted from the scene. This is followed by a quick cut away and back to her laying on her back and Peter popping a North style volcano from her face to her belly. 4) Next we get to see Serenity in her girl boy full sex scene. Colt Steele (and his trusty condom) is the lucky guy who gets the honors and he does his job well. Serenity looks and acts enthusiastic throughout and she's certainly worth watching anyway so the scene was a good one for all who view it. Serenity showed her flexibility by spreading wide for a hard pounding missionary from Colt who also gave her a good doggy that displayed her beautiful butt. The money shot was on her back, a waste of a material again is involved as her ass doesn't even get a finger in it. But, I guess you can't have everything in a first or second scene. Serenity seemed to like the encounter and maybe we will see more of her in this kind of setting rather than just girl-girl. 5) Sindee Cox and Serenity - An average girl girl where Serenity's better looks and enthusiasm overshadowed an eager but somehow unappealing Sindee. The best part of the scene occurs before they get it on when an "alien" first hesitatingly uses a dildo on serenity then pushes a thin anal probe in her delicious butt. This is far too short but may bode well for future videos with serenity as the subject. Serenity was obviously more at home with Sindee and enjoyed the sex a lot more than she had with Colt. My guess is Colt's tongue isn't as talented as Sindee's. Anyway an average g-g scene. 6) Tracey Love, Davia Ardell and Jon Morgan - Average to poor scene with average to poor talent. Jon finished by jacking off over their mouths and nearly getting a cum shot from it. If you in to girls who look under age, I'm not, Tracey love without the make-up and with a good cleaning up could pass for a prepubescent teen. For me however, he lack of a defined ass and any visible class make her just another girl getting laid. Summary. Time machine is an average movie with poor camera work and bad sound quality in many scenes that proves once again that a beautiful and sexy woman (Serenity ) can't save a flick when the script is lame and the guys are not performing well. Serenity needs a class script and production team like we've seen in the past from Ninn (DMJ V) or from way back when we tried to have real plots (Opening of Misty Beethoven) I don't know who control wicked but they could waste a lady with excellent star potential if they continue to put out such mundane stuff as this. Repeated Info and copyright notice follow. I am a leg and ass man. I like nice, natural breasts, but large ones are not essential and if they are not pleasing to look at a distraction. I like enthusiastic, smiling ladies who are treated decently by the men. The ladies need not be beautiful but they must be pleasing to look at and enjoy their work. The most beautiful woman who scowls or looks as though she could be having as much fun reading plumbers weekly, is a waste of time. I follows the Imperator's lead with regard to honesty in packaging, cast lists, and the need to treat the customer with respect. I always try to take the movies for what they are rather than what they pretend to be. I use the Imperial Scale for Rating. It is posted in the Imperator's reviews and I will not reproduce it here. My review should be taken with these things in mind. This review is my copyright ([email protected]). It may reproduced in total without editing as long as credit is given. Anyone who steals it for their own is lowlife scum who are too stupid to do anything for themselves and probably enjoyed sleeping with their mother and brother. --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ---------------------------------------------------------
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