Date sent: Sun, 9 Feb 1997 06:21:48 -0800 (PST)
From: Jamal Dunbar ([email protected])
Subject: Review: Seymore Butts: My Travels w/the Tramp (fwd)
November 21, 1995
Here's the third in a series of new reviews. By the way, does anyone have
a list of all the Seymore Butts videos in their proper time sequence? Or
at least of all the Seymore and Shane videos? (E-mail would be better than
posting, because I would probably lose it among the flood of advertisements
that have taken over this group).
I'd love to see a group called alt.sex.movies.reviews.moderated started. It
would probably be low enough volume that moderating it wouldn't be too big
a chore. Heck, if I wasn't an anon, I'd volunteer. If it's not moderated,
it would, no doubt, fill up with advertisements and degenerate into
off-topic discussions and flame wars, just like this one has.
Thanks,
Dunbar
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# Seymore Butts: My Travels with the Tramp
c 6.7 1993 FHV, Seymore
. Shane, Roy Bridges
. Anita {p.M|D|Sp; e.Fx2}, Roy Bridges, Shane {p.Rc|D}, John
. Seymore, Shane (Orient Express BJ)
. Sabrina, Tony Martino, Shane
. Darren Dare, Rosie, Shane
Plot: Seymore and Shane travel to Europe.
The video starts, as usual, with a long series of clips from the previous
epsode. [Which was? Does some one have a complete list of SB and S+S
videos in proper time sequence?]. The clips are always hotter than the
actual video.
Seymore and Shane travel to Milano ostensibly to do some business with an
Italian distributer, but we never hear anything more about this. After a
overnight stop in a chilly City of Light (Paris), they board a bus for a
long ride to Milan. Unfortunately they get on the wrong bus.
When the finally arrive in Milan, they embark on a contest to see who can get
some sex and capture it on tape first. Naturally Shane wins.
Seymore approaches a women with great legs. Shane spots same the woman,
in time to see Seymore getting his face slapped.
Later, Shane is looking at some linerie in a window display. A guys offers
to her buy the lingerie for her, if she will let him photograph her. She
meets up with Seymore just before they get back to guy's flat. Shane and
Roy go off to the bathroom, so Shane can change into her new lingerie.
Seymore starts to wonder what happened to them, and finds Shane getting her
pussy eaten. I don't think we never see the guys camera, or Shane in the
lingerie for that matter.
Seymore comes back to the hotel and finds two guys banging a blonde in his
bed, while Shane videos the action. Seymore takes over the camera duty
while Shane has a little fun of her own.
Anita is a very cute soft-bodied women with fairly short blonde hair.
Just my type. And she gets seriously fucked in a pretty long scene.
Shane also see some action with the new guy. The scenes with a pretty
nice double facial for Anita. This scene _makes_ the video, in my
opinion.
One the way home, S+S take the Orient Express back to Paris. Well they
claim it's the OE, but how would I know? Anyway, the next morning, just
before they are about to pull in to Paris Shane gives Seymore a righteous
blow job. (Well, it's not that great, but I like the way that sounds).
Two weeks later Seymore and Shane are in the process of moving into a
new house. Cousin Phil is there an he eating out a blonde in their
new rec room.
Sabrina is a some what trashy looking blonde (permed, and probably dyed).
Her face isn't extremely pretty, and it's overly made-up, but she's has an
outstanding (literally) pair of titties. The term pouty comes to mind.
Pouty breasts? I'm not sure what that means. Maybe I mean puffy? Or
pert? Yes, pert is a good word. Perky is even better. They were fairly
large (but not too large), and firm. They tended to stand off her chest
nicely. They had sort of a two-stage look to them, sort of like Kandi
Barbour, but not quite as odd looking. All that said, they still looked
soft enough to be natural to me, but i could be wrong. (Geez an entire
paragraph devoted to describing this girl's breast. Well, they were pretty
damn nice.
Overall, she reminded me a little of Dana Lynn, which is pretty high
praise, I think.
Oh, the sex. They do cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and missionary. Maybe
some doggie too. Shane gets her pussy eaten by Sabrina. Not that great
a scene really. I find that Philmore guy (Chuck? Tony Martino?) somewhat
off putting.
Seymore wants to show us the new house, but Shane won't let him until
they finish unpacking. Shane takes off to Las Vegas with Rosie to
see a fight (which fight I wonder?) and leave Seymore to unpack.
She returns with a tape of their exploits in Sin City. They offer to give
a waiter a blow job, but he declines and doesn't want to appear on cammer,
He gets a friend of his for them instead.
They tease the young guy and give him a nice blow job, but no sex :-(
while the waiter runs the camera.
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