Stars : Tammi Ann, Marilyn Martin, Juli Ashton, Chasey Lain,
Sandi
Beech, Barbara Doll, Veronica Lake, Vixxxen, Misty Rain, Yvonne,
Nikole Lace, Jon Dough, Leslie Forbes, Amanda Addams, Marc Wallice,
Nick East, TT Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Voyeur, Tom Byron, Mark Davies.
VCA Platinum Plus
[Phew! Just listing the cast in this one is exhausting...]
Firstly, before I get going, I'd like to point out that for happiest
viewing, it's best that you dis-associate this one with the others
in the series. It has no similarity at all in terms of plot, sets,
cast, style, etc. It is a stand alone movie and should have been
released with a different title, IMHO. But anyway, now that's out
the way, let's get on with the review...
After FFWD-ing through VCA's standard phone-sex crap, anti-censorship
warnings and safe-sex lectures (nearly 10 minutes in total), I
finally got what I came here for... New Wave Hookers 4. I knew I was
in for a treat when the first image to fill the screen was Tammi Ann's
perfect face and body dressed in very sexy white lingerie and doing
some provocative dancing. Nothing like any of the other NWH credits
sequences, this one has a pounding Brothers Ninn rock score (instead
of The Plugz's classic "Electrify Me") and a white backdrop instead
of the usual smoky haze. After Tammi Ann pops up, we are then treated
to all the other girls in the cast, one by one, all of whom are very
well made-up and wearing nice (if a little bit tacky) underwear.
Anyway, enough about the credits sequence, let's get on with the film.
We start off with Leslie Forbes, the dwarf, driving a car down some
street in L.A. (?) and looking at a group of hookers. One of them is
Juli Ashton. She obviously takes Leslie's eye so he "beams her up" to
his weird mansion in the hills. She teleports into this elegant room
where two guys (can't tell who) in extremly colorful clown suits are
standing. He commands her to fuck them, which, of course, she does
without hesitation. I never really liked Juli Ashton when I saw her
in a couple of Rosebud efforts about a year ago, but I have to say
that she looks STUNNING in this scene. Her eyes are magnificent and
Dark's camera really brings out the colour. This is the case with
all the girls in the film, in fact. The video reproduction quality
in this film is the finest I've ever seen. Crystal Clear... Anyway
I degress... So Juli screws the two clowns, and Amanda Addams ruins
the scene a little by dildo-ing herself in the corner. It would have
been much better had she not been there. Juli does anal at one point
in the scene and it ends with two gooey facials, throughout which
Juli keeps her eyes closed, very tightly. If you can ignore Amanda,
this is a very hot scene.
Back to the "plot"... Leslie now stands in front of a mirror in an
elegant rose garden talking into "the other world", as he puts it,
about women. It turns out though that he is actually just standing
in a padded cell talking to a mirror, although really it isn't clear
whether he's mad and fantasizing that he's in another world or if
he really is in the rose garden and is fantasizing that he's in the
nuthouse. Whatever, he now begins, as he talks to show Ashton (still
kept in his play-room) a number of sex scenes to prove his philosophical
points. This is intercut with Jon Dough (a doctor) making examination
notes on Leslie's mental condition.
The first point that Leslie demonstrates is that women make themselves
up to look nice in order to attract men and their money. He also says
that they will sell themselves to the man with the most cash, regardless
of who he is. To prove this we now get Chasey Lain putting on her makeup
and being approached by several gentleman. First up is Tom Byron (as an
arab sheik) who praises her beauty and offers her a pig's head for 10
minutes of her time. She turns him down. Enter Vince Voyeur (as an arab,
also) who says she's the most beautiful woman he's ever seen and he
will give her a chicken for 30 minutes of her time. She turns him down,
also. Enter TT Boy (Dressed as a common street thug) and his girl Vixxen.
TT offers her $100 to screw all four of them and she accepts, therefore
proving Leslie's point that women sell themselves to the highest bidder.
(BTW, I don't personally agree with any of the misogynistic angles in
the movie, but let's go along with it for the purpose of the review.)
So, now we get the five-way sex scene, which is undoubtably Chasey's
crowning moment in porn. Watching this scene, you may actually think
that Chasey is a real porn star and not just a VIVID girl. She puts
her all into this one, fucking and sucking at every available opportunity
(no anal) with everyone getting a piece of her (including Vixxen with
strap-on). This certainly put Chasey up a bit on my list. She looks
great here, as well, unlike in "Chasin' The Fifties" where she was
over-weight, over-made-up and half-asleep. Anyone interested in seeing
Miss Lain in action should rent this film instantly. This scene is
sizzling. The guys end by cumming all over her body...
Next, we get Leslie telling us how every woman's fantasy is based
around money. To demonstrate this, he shows the Cinderella fantasy.
The poor girl (Cinderella) fell for the rich guy (Prince Charming) not
because she loved him but because she wanted his money. Cut to the
garden of an elegant, gothic mansion...
Nikole Lace plays Cinderella and (I think) Nick East is Prince
Charming.
As Nick leads her to the four poster bed that rests in the garden, the
maid (Tammi Ann, looking so beautiful it's hard to believe that she's
a porn star) is dancing around doing the dusting, with Tom Byron
(dressed as a dog!) following her around on all fours. Tammi starts
to strip (VERRRRRY erotic) for Tom, who pants and woofs, while Nikole
and Nick begin a bit of light foreplay on the bed. Eventually Tammi
removes every last shred of clothing (drool, drool) to reveal a perfect
body underneath and her and Tom jump on to the bed as well. This
turns into a side-by-side two couple screw. Nikole and Nick go through
the motions, so you'll probably want to FFwd this bit (I did), but
the Tammi/Tom coupling is MINDBLOWING! She has to be THE most beautiful
lady ever to hit the porn industry (all IMHO of course) and she is
remarkably enthusiastic as well. Admittedly she shows less enthusiasm
in this scene than she does in some of her other (more extreme) films,
but she still beats most other porn-chicks I can think of, and of course
she looks so delicious. After a bit of cowgirl, Tammi does anal and
the scene finishes with both the guys cumming on Nikole's butt. Just
as I was getting disappointed about the cumshot being on Nikole, Tammi
jumps on to the screen and licks up EVERY LAST DROP (!!!) with such
enthusiasm I could hardly believe my eyes.... Wipe off the remote
control and chalk up another victory to the reigning queen of porn...
Next up, Doctor Dough explains that Leslie's ramblings into the
mirror have become increasingly perverse, with an emphasis on double
penetrations. I think he sees as some kind of display of male dominance,
having the same female penetrated by two penises at once, so we cut
to another weird & wacky sequence. Barbara Doll (looking quite tasty)
sits on a block of ice in a metal tank of some kind, with two large
fish in her hands (!!!) while Mark Wallice and (I think) Nick East
(both dressed in tight black rubber from head to toe!) honk like circus
seals and toss a colored ball to each other! Eventually they tire of
the ball, and decide to ball Barbara instead (and why not?!). What
follows in a very well-shot DP. Usually I tend to just want to FFwd
through DP scenes, as they're badly done and you get the same effect
on FFwd as you do on standard-speed because there's usually just one
lonnnng gynocelogical closeup (yawn) but Dark knows how to shoot a
DP. Lots of full body shots, lots of camera changes (The editing in
this film resembles that of MTV it goes so fast!) and a fair degree
of heat, despite being shot on blocks of ice! It ends with dual
oral cumshots with unfortunate spit-out. I'm not into this swalloing
lark, but it's pretty gross when the girl drools it all out. It
just seems to say that she's not enjoying at it and doesn't want
it. Never mind, a hot scene nonetheless.
Back at the insane asylum, Jon Dough thinks he's cracked the case of
the delirious dwarf. He thinks that many years ago, Leslie had a
bad experience with a very tall hooker (played by Misty Rain) who
made him ride her like a horse! Quite how Dough reached his
conclusion is beyond me but I'm lovin' every minute of it, 'cause
it's so crazy with Dough delivering his lines with great deadpan wit
and the shots of Misty tormenting Leslie being funny as Hell.
However, there is a problem. The more Dough learns about the Dwarf,
the more he starts to.... TURN INTO A FROG! He begins to ribbit and
then looks down to find that his feet have turned green! I'm not
joking, this REALLY does happen. Greg Dark has gone overboard with
this one. As if Tyfanny Million being gangbanged by a gaggle of
quacking duckmen in NWH3 wasn't enough, we now have Jon Dough turning
into a frog. I'm not sure why, but he decides to screw his two nurses
at this point, played by Sandi Beech (yum) and Veronica Lake (credited
as "Jewel" the name she uses for her post-boobjob scenes). Veronica
looks nicer than usual (except for the tits) and Sandi (who I haven't
seen before, I don't think) is a rather delectable blonde. They do
a (TOO SHORT!!) hot g/g scene and then let Dough join in after a bit.
First he screws Sandi (doggie-style) then Veronica (doggie again) with
as far as I can recall no anal for either girl. Both girls keep their
nursing gear on, so Jim Holliday would love it. The only thing which
drops the temperature in this scene is the cumshot, which Dough squirts
into his own hands. (why?) Sandi takes a brief lick at it, but decides
she doesn't like it, and the scene ends.
Phew! Next, Leslie reaches the pinnacle of his philosophical
observations with a revelation of what he really is and a brief few
words about how orgies/group sex help lower a woman's inhibitions.
As he talks we see clips of an orgy occuring on a staircase in a
sprawling mansion of some sort. Finally he stops yakking and we get
down to the scene itself. It's split into three parts really, with
the 3 seperate scenes being intercut. To make things easier for me,
I'll talk about each scene in turn;-
First, we have Yvonne and (surprise!) Mark Davies screwing at the
bottom of the staircase. Mark is dressed in particularly outrageous
drag and Yvonne looks like the fairy off the XXXmas tree! If I have
to see these two fuck once more, I think I'll go mad.... It's a
fairly bland screw, with a bit of anal at the end, a bit of Rev-cowgirl
in the middle and a facial cumshot. If you like Yvonne you might
like this.
Secondly, in the middle of the staircase we see Chasey Lain and (at
last) Misty Rain doing a g/g scene. There's too many beads dangling
around the girls' bodies for it to be perfect, but it certainly
isn't bad. They start off with fingers and tongues (Chasey spits a
helluva lot into Misty's asshole) and then move on to the Doc Johnson
toys and the springy dildoes. A hot scene, with both girls "into it"
and looking quite nice (although Misty's hair is too short for my
tastes)...
Finally, at the top of the staircase, we have the coupe de grace...
Marilyn Martin (YAHOO!) being DP'd by Marc Wallice (Blindfolded) and
TT Boy (Birdcage on head! No joke!). She looks adorable and puts a
lot of effort in making the scene effective. As I said before, Dark
KNOWS how to shoot DP's. This one's even hotter than the Barbara Doll
one, but I think that's just because I think Marilyn is fantastic.
TT cums on her ass (invisible cumshot alert) and Marc delivers a
high-class splashy facial. Yum! The two sightless guys stumble into
the distance.... BUT WAIT!!! There's more! It's hard to believe, I
know, but on comes Tony Tedeschi and (I think) Nick East to perform
ANOTHER DP (!!!) on Marilyn, who's still as enthusiastic as she was
the start! This one's just as good as the last, she still looks great,
and it ends with dual facials (yipee!) although only Tony's one is
gooey, Nick's is a weak dribble.
Take a deep breath. The film ends with Leslie teleporting Juli back
to reality (after telling us what he represents. I won't spoil it.)
and vanishing forever into his mansion in the hills....
PHEW-eeee. What a movie. This film kicks ass. Greg Dark excels
himself.
I liked it better than Part Three! True, it can't even compare with 3
on grounds of plot, but the sex here is absolutely fantastic. Well shot,
well costumed, great new sets, brilliant make-up, career-best performance
from Chasey, two great facials (Juli and Marilyn), a good soundtrack
by the Brothers Ninn (usually I hate 'em but it really fits well here),
a fine sense of humour, a superb display of imagination and finally it
has Tammi Ann, what more could a guy ask for?!!
THIS MOVIE RULES! BUY IT NOW! CONSUME, CONSUME! I give it a whopping
3.85 on the Imperial scale, which makes this the lucky recipitant
of
"My Film Of The Year 1995".
Happy viewing!
(Now to go out and locate "Devil In Miss Jones 5"...)
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