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Subject: [Hard] Review of Kink:Police Chronicles
From: Bill Coker
Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 08:44:01 -0700
I've been reading ASM (and RAME) for a few months now so I thought I'd
add my .02 worth by reviewing Kink:Police Chronicles which I rented over
the weekend. I like most Rosebud releases but I wasn't sure if I'd like
this because I've heard negative things about the other two flicks in the
Kink series. Hopefully if anyone else was wondering if this was worth
renting (or buying) this review will help make up your mind.
Production Date: 12/1/95
Production Company: Rosebud
Created By: M Rubenstien/J Silvera
Directed/Shot By: Joey Silvera
Edited By: John Burns
Starring: Smooth, Stumpy, Peguino, Jimmy Moon, Missy,
Tricia Deveraux, TT Boy, Randy West, Menaja, Julie rage, Obsession, Leah,
Nick East,Steve Hatcher, Channone, David Davidson, Jamie Gillis.
The movie starts out on a note that might repulse a few folks with a cop
sitting in a car with his dick in a vacuum pump. Next thing you know, he
pulls his dick out of the pump, sucks on it a while and then puts it back
in the pump. While the cop is sucking his dick, there are camera cuts to
an arm visible behind a dumpster that is clubbing and knifing someone
that is not visible. The cop cums and then you hear a scream and an
extremely fake looking head rolls into view (No expenses spared on FX
here!). The credits roll and you wonder WHAT THE HELL KIND OFF FLICK IS
THIS?
Next, TT Boy interogates Tricia Deveraux (IMHO one of the hottest bodies
in porn these days). After a litlle small talk, Tricia does a strip
tease and then TT Boy starts to finger her pussy. After a little of
that, she starts giving a blowjob and TT becomes aggressive (as usual)
and starts pulling on her hair constantly. Next we have some incredible
shots of Tricia riding his cock cowgirl and spreading her ass cheeks.
Several great full body shots of T Deveraux. Then doggie style and TT
cums on her ass cheek. T Deveraux then begs to have his dick in her ass
while she spreads herself out on a desk. Of course he obliges and after
a few short minutes cums on her leg. She then does an unedited A2M and
licks the remaining cum off of his dick. VERY, VERY HOT!
Now on with the plot... odd angles of peoples feet while they play
hockey with dozens of black gloves in the evidence room (Silvera's idea
of social satire?). Randy West appears as the precinct commander (and
actually proves he can act) and gives a rousing speech about how they
must find who hacked off the guy's head from the opening scene. More
shots of peoples feet walking around and then the camera pans up so we
see Jamie Gillis (who plays a detective).
Next scene we have Channone (incredible ass!) walking around nude inside
a convienence store trying to talk with a fake arabic accent (that's
really something to hear, a french accent trying to imitate a arabic
accent) and generally showing off what a great ass she has. The owner is
an asian guy who also trys to fake an arabic accent. I think she is
supposed to be this guy's wife or sister but i really couldn't decide
which. Anyway, randy West comes in the store and starts taking armfulls
of food until he notices Channone laying in a freezer box (why? I have no
idea). Great fisheye lens shot of her ass. She starts to suck his dick
and then he turns her around and licks her asshole for a few minutes,
then fingers her pussy. She gets on a stool, spreads her legs and
fingers herself before West sticks his dick in her pussy. Next we have
West fucking her ass doggie style with a condom on (I don't think I've
ever seen her fuck a guy without a condom). Next we have her jacking
West off until he does his usual weak dribble on her face. Could've been
a great scene if they used somebody other than West.
More useless plot development with two black guys saying "It's all good"
several times for no apparent reason. Next thing we are at Mr Big the
drug dealers house and the two black dudes pay a bony crack whore with
silicone tits to fuck herself with a dildo. Next we have the dealer (M
Rubenstein) giving crack to TT Boy (this is hard to believe, but TT's
acting deserves an Oscar compared to Rubenstein's. It's horrible even by
porn standards). TT goes to the toilet to smoke the crack and then has
two black women walk in (a dark skinned girl and a light skinned girl).
I've never seen them before, so i don't know their names. Anyway, the
dark girl starts to suck his cock while the other girl cuts his shirt off
with scissors in the shower. After a few minutes they all go outside and
are joined by the bony white crack whore who starts sucking his dick.
There area a few standard cowgirl positions with all the women and then
TT fucks the dark girl's ass HARD (pretty good angles also). TT pulls
out (edit) and then cums on the dark girls cheek while the white girl
licks it off.
Next we see Gillis in a patrol car with him talking about how he hasn't
shit in a week (the first of many scat references to come). He has a
prisoner with him in the back seat who he eventually lets out because he
too is complaining about needing to shit. Gillis then tells his partner
to drop him off because he needs to see his fiancee. We see Gillis go
into his house and start being very verbally abusive to his fiancee,
bends her over a couch and starts slapping her ass. Then the fiancee
(named Leah in the credits) starts to suck his dick. Next thing you
know, we have a surprise ala "The Crying Game" and his fiancee turns out
to be a guy. (FF>!!!)
In the last sex scene, the blond woman playing a cop (I don't know her
name) goes to a body shop to talk to Nick East and Steve Hatcher. One
thing leads to another and she starts sucking both of their dicks. Nick
East then starts fucking her doggie style while she sucks Hatcher's dick.
She then squats cowgirl onto Hatcher's dick to let East DP her (more
great full body shots). After an edit, they both cum directly into her
mouth.
To wrap up the plot, as if anyone cares at this point, Gillis is at home
shitting on the toilet watching a game show about how much people can
shit. A bald guy who has been the champion loses to the prisoner Gillis
let go earlier. The loser says he is going to kill himself and then we
see him squatting behind a dumpster. He stands up, we see a shot of the
cop sucking his dick again, then the bald guy puts a knife to his throat
and we cut to the fake head rolling around again. The End.
IMHO, this wasn't a bad movie but it would've been had it not been for
incredibly hot women in some of the scenes (T Deveraux and Channone).
Also, since it was Rosebud I expected more fisheye lens closeups of asses
being fucked but since Silvera was directing and filming that wasn't the
case. ALl the scat references also turned me off also, but everyone has
their own cup of tea as the saying goes. Anyway, probably worth a rental
if you like Channone or t Deveraux (which I do), but I'd pass it up if
you aren't a fan of theirs.
Let me know what you think of this review. If I don't have too many
flames, I'll post a few more as time allows.
Thanks,
Bill C.
Created: September 21, 1996 -- 07:14 PM
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