From: Joey Markham <[email protected]>
Date sent: Sun, 29 Jun 97 13:01:31
Subject: REVIEW: "Indecent Proposition"
An obvious parody of mainstream hit Indecent Proposal, this one is so weak
and poorly constructed that if it were a building, all you'd have to do is
wink in its direction and it would instantly crumble to the ground.
INDECENT PROPOSITION
director: C. Everette Smythe. Las Vegas Video, 1993.
running time: 82 mins.
starring: Marilyn Blake, Thumper (Stephanie DuValle), Kitty Yung, Natasia,
Steve Drake, Mike Horner, Dick Nasty.
rating: 5 out of 10 stars (or Imperial rating: 2.25 / 4.00)
sex scenes:
Kitty Yung, Steve Drake
Stephanie DuValle, Dick Nasty
Marilyn Blake, Stephanie DuValle
Marilyn Blake, Steve Drake
Natasia, Mike Horner
Steve Drake plays a Las Vegas casino owner (named Robert Rexford). When he
overhears couple Marilyn Blake and Mike Horner talking about how poor they've
become after so much gambling, he goes straight for the kill and tells them
he can solve their financial problem by offering Mike a million dollars to
spend an evening with his wife. They think it over and actually go ahead
with his offer, but in the end Marilyn feels guilty (this is after she's had
sex with Steve) and decides what she really wants is Mike. She confronts
hubby Horner afterwards and lets him know what she decided (and that she
didn't take the money after all). Happily, he beams about how money couldn't
buy them happiness anyways (perhaps, but it surely could have bought them
the two plane tickets they needed to get out of town!).
Scene 1: Kitty Yung, Steve Drake
Kitty plays a woman that Steve picked up at the casino (this is to occupy
his time while he waits for a response from Marilyn and Mike). So he takes
the stunning Asian back to his room for a little privacy. Pre-boobjob Kitty
looks absolutely gorgeous here! She's wearing a black dress and has the
appeal of a high priced call girl. Her eyes light up even more with false
lashes and her hair looks silky soft (is it just me or do a lot of starlets
look their best in productions of lesser budgets?). During oral sex, Kitty
places her legs over Steve's shoulders and lowers herself down onto a bed,
practically doing a handstand. They shift themselves later, allowing for
him to finger fuck her, then she gives him head making sure to give his shaft
and balls equal tongue treatment. They get into reverse cowgirl and
missionary positions with a cumshot on her belly to end the scene. A little
hot in spots, but the look that Kitty sports here should have been saved for
a more memorable video (I may not have seen all that many Yung videos, but
I've never seen her look this good before!).
Scene 2: Stephanie DuValle, Dick Nasty
Dick plays Steve's lawyer, who eventually draws up a contract for his
'proposition', and Stephanie is his secretary. I find Steph only marginally
attractive. There's just something about her look I find sort of snobbish
(looks like she's sporting fake lashes here like Kitty, in fact I think all
the women in this feature do) and she has a pretty stiff boobjob. However,
she's enthusiastic enough. After oral sex, they get into reverse cowgirl and
missionary (coincidentally the only two positions used in the previous
scene). Nice enough, but probably even better to someone who finds this
couple more attractive than I do. Dick ends up spurting all over her belly
and when he goes down to lick it up, she says that's 'disgusting'. But he
goes up to her face and they kiss, making her giggle at the 'weirdness' of
it.
Scene 3: Marilyn Blake, Stephanie DuValle
An ok scene but really nothing special, for all g/g lovers out there, Steph
still does nothing for me but there's something about Marilyn that I like.
In fact, in a very slight way, Marilyn looks like a trailer-park version of
Janine. Though not quite as stunning as the Vivid vixen, Marilyn sports an
extension (with dishwater blonde hair that looks to reach her shoulders
underneath the wig - that extends all the way down to her hips just about)
and her facial features aren't quite as refined looking (she has a long,
pointed nose and not the smoothest skin you've ever seen). Her best feature
is her set of medium-sized natural breasts. She has an average sized clit
with neatly trimmed pubic hair and labia that pops out when stimulated by
being sucked on. Well, without the aid of any Doc Johnson toys, there's not
much variety in lesbian scenes other than each girl sucks the other, then
get into a 69. It's a pretty lengthy scene and Marilyn reaches what looks
like a genuine orgasm. It's just about as ordinary as most g/g scenes go,
but thankfully these two are into it well enough to give it a few perks.
Scene 4: Marilyn Blake, Steve Drake
The moment 'Robert Rexford''s been waiting for. But there certainly isn't
any reason why he should have shelled out a million dollars for this tryst.
He said he wanted to spend an evening with her, but, with the way the story
unfolds, it's really only less than ten minutes and all they have is a
sexual encounter. Then again, she ended up deciding not to take the money
after all, so nobody was really gypped (except maybe us, the viewers). Like
I had previously mentioned, Marilyn's a trailer park version of Janine, so
watching her fuck Steve might fulfill some people's cravings of seeing the
full-time lesbian turn up in a b/g scene (but in a very raunchy way). He
sucks her, she sucks him, they get into doggy then missionary and Marilyn
smears Steve's popshot from her belly to all over her chest. It's just a
typical sex scene with no highlights and unfortunately, Blake seemed more
enthusiastic in her g/g scene (hmm.. hints of Janine shining through here?).
Scene 5: Natasia, Mike Horner
With Marilyn having her fun with Steve, Mike picks up Natasia down at the
casino and brings her back up to his room. They instantly go for the gold
and start fucking. Natasia's a petite, busty (thanks to surgery), brunette
who started porn using the name Courtney (pre-boobjob and much darker hair)
then later used the name Eden (that's after she was through with 'Natasia').
Her sexual attitude hasn't really changed much, I find she's usually
enthusiastic anyways and with Mike's jackhammer technique to fucking, he
definitely brings out her vocal side and works up a sweat that makes this
the hottest scene of the tape. He sucks her silly, coned tits for a bit then
works his tongue 'round her clit (she has a shaved pussy), she returns the
favour with a blowjob then they screw in missionary and spoon positions.
As with every other cumshot, Mike spews on her belly. Natasia's never been
a traditional beauty, in my eyes, but her enthusiasm makes her scenes worth
the look (or was it thanks to Mike's energy that made her 'into it'?).
Conclusion: The attempt at creating a porn spoof of one of Hollywood's
biggest hits ends up making Ed Wood's movies look like the next best thing
since sliced bread. Each of the b/g scenes is repetitive; they only do two
positions then have cumshots on the women's bellies. Granted, there ARE some
hot moments in each scene but they may become lost for the most part if you
grow tired and press that FF button. The original storyline that worked much
better for mainstream audiences is one that definitely has a shot at turning
porn, but THIS re-telling of it is a joke and a half. Natasia's scene is the
hottest, with Kitty's crawling in for second place, but one thing's for sure:
choosing to buy or rent this mediocre video would be an indecent decision.
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