From: Joey Markham <[email protected]> Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica Subject: REVIEW: "The Adventures Of Breastman" Date: Sun, 27 Apr 97 13:46:02 THE ADVENTURES OF BREASTMAN no director credited. EVN, 1992. running time: 112 minutes. starring: Trinity Loren, Heidi Kat, Patricia Kennedy, Kiss, Tianna Taylor, Persia, Taylor Wane, Domonique Simone, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, NickEast, Marc Wallice. rating: 7.5 out of 10 stars (or Imperial rating: 3.00 / 4.00) Johnny Calzone (Tony Tedeschi) is a happy-go-lucky kinda guy who's traveled the world and seen it all. However, one day it's as if a revelation occurs and he's suddenly on a mission to find a girl with the perfect set of breasts ("Tits, jugs, melons, casabas, cannon balls, bazookas, jiminy crickets -the list goes on and on"). So he puts ads in the papers, he goes around from house to house, he even dreams about finding himself in hooter heaven atevery turn. Equipped with his video camera and a raging hard-on, Johnny's quest begins with a visit from Heidi Kat who, thinking he's a talent agent of sorts, shows him what she's got. She does a little dance number and he asks ifher boobs are real. She says yes (but they're not) and Johnny goes in for a little touch 'n feel. Capiche? :-) (Scene 1): Heidi Kat, Tony Tedeschi Buxom brunette Heidi appears very giggly here, almost ditzy. She might be a little stoned in fact, but this scene turns out to be decent enough. She steps into the room wearing a zebra-skinned outfit but then it comes offand she hops onto Calzone's 'casting couch'. Heidi's boobjob suits her big frame and, of all the 'bigger' sets out there, I think they look good on her. Tony goes down on her first, then she gives him head with a few moments of deep- throat. They get into the doggy, cowgirl, and missionary positions (Tony wearing a condom all the while) then he shoots his load on her belly. Heidi squeals with delight as the blasts hit her body but she doesn't smear it. (Scene 2): Patricia Kennedy, Tony Tedeschi Patricia comes to Johnny thinking he's a figure painter of sorts. Of course, he needs to videotape her for his 'records', so she starts showing off her body. Patricia has a tasteful boobjob and a sexual attitude that could start a fire. She also has gorgeous eyes and great legs. After a blowjob, they get into a doggie (no condom). Next, she sits on his desk to have him fuck her from the front and eventually lays down for a missionary. For the cumshot, she gets off the desk and squats down to lick his balls as he jerks himself off. Patricia receives a weak facial (what do you expect - the guy just finished boinking Heidi :-). (Scene 3): Kiss, Mike Horner This Brit blonde (or is she - more to follow) has big boobs that are either real or a very good quality boobjob. Mike enters Johnny's office and presents him with his find and Johnny ends up placing his videocamera on his desk. So Kiss and Mike do their thing. He seems to really love squeezing her breasts together and sucking her hard nipples. She seems to love giving head. They are pretty sensual with eachother so far, but their nasty sides start to come out once he tit-fucks her and laps his fast tongue on her clit. They do a missionary then a doggie and he ends up cumming on her boobs (finally - for a big-boob themed movie, we see some titty- splattering!). Ok, as for Kiss's hair.. I'm pretty sure she's wearing a wig because at the end of her other flick "A Shaver Among Us", she appears bald as the ending credits roll (if that was just a make-up effect, I see no reason why they did it - anyhow, Kiss's hair during that movie was an obvious wig). During their doggie in this scene, Mike grabs the ends of her hair and just lifts it up without really pulling or tugging on it, so I feel evenmore convinced that she's really bald (however, in many other movies, Kiss looks as if she has a full, healthy head of hair). (Scene 4): Tianna Taylor, Marc Wallice This is a weird one. We just see Johnny walking in someone's house (how'd he get there?) and catches Tianna and Marc getting intimate in a bathroom. At one point he poses like a statue and the two lovers are wondering where it came from (???). Anyhow, Tianna's a trashy-looking redhead with fake boobs but great legs! She's wearing black boots and a black body suit, but it (the suit) comesoff. The orals are slow-moving and the positions (stand-up doggie, missionary) are ho-hum. By scene's end, he tit-fucks her and cums on her neck mostly. (Scene 5): Taylor Wane, Persia Johnny ends up spying through a window, catching these two honeys kissing on a couch. Taylor and Persia (is she wearing an extension here?) are quite sensual and into pleasing eachother but what's even bigger than both their boobs combined is the fact that they are extremely wasted here. They moan and look absorbed in their muff-diving sessions but they each work wonders even more in boy/girl scenes. Persia's got great natural breasts, though. Taylor always seems to cover up her boobs (and if she's topless, usually has an arm underneath, supporting them - maybe there are bad scars she's trying to hide?). Sigh.. a waste of two hot resources. (Scene 6): Domonique Simone, Nick East This one starts off with Domonique, dressed like some streetwalker, standing up against a set of jail cell bars. Johnny comes along and approaches her. He says she's his dreamgirl but he can't make love to her because she's too beautiful (??). He tells her, "Once you climb Mt.Everest, what is thereleft to do?" (Uh.. I dunno - enjoy the moment maybe???). Nick suddenly showsup and tells Johnny to beat it, and he does. Then Nick gets it on with Dom. The scene starts off slow but once they do a mish, things heat up real fast. Domonique's boobjob is a little distracting but her energy is still there. She begs to be fucked faster, wanting to cum all over his cock but she's writhing in ecstacy it's difficult to tell if she really does. They do a hot stand-up doggie and Dom seems like a 'come fuck me' slutdoll, she's a joy to watch but the main gripe here is that bad camera angles don't truly capture the raunchiness of the scene. It doesn't help matters any when we have a lot of facial close-ups of Nick. By scene's end, Dom's telling him to cum on her pussy and he gives her a mild popshot (sigh). (Scene 7): Trinity Loren, Tony Tedeschi Johnny wakes up from having a dream and finds himself back in the officewith his secretary Trixie (Loren). Hmm.. does this mean the previous scene was the only dream sequence or was this whole movie a fantasy? Anyhow, in no time at all, it's back to whipping out his trusty video camera and having her do a little dance number for him before getting into a little game of 'find the canoli'. This is a pretty decent sex scene highlighted by Trinity's mouthful mamms that jiggle and bounce like jello as Tony thrusts deep inside of her. Trinity reminds me slightly of Dyanna Lauren, but this girl's the real deal. After orals, they do a mish and she later turns over on her side to receive more salami slamming. Their doggy poke is so-so, then she squats down to receive a cumshot on both her juicy jugs. Overall, this video doesn't come close to complimenting John Stagliano's Buttman series. The story's loosely constructed, the quality is borderline, all the scenes were shot in a studio (with some distracting shadows due to bad lighting), and what should have been the main focus (breasts) isn't fully explored. On the plus side, all the girls in this video do have big breasts so if that's your thing, you'll probably find some pleasureable delightsin this tape. None of the scenes are winners, but there are some hot moments to be savoured in this average outing. Joey Markham [email protected]
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