Date sent: Tue, 05 Aug 1997 16:07:46 -0400
From: Sergej Kravinoff <[email protected]>
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Subject: REVIEW: Backdoor Brides 2: The Honeymoon
KRAVEN'S REVIEWS 7
Title: Backdoor Brides 2: The Honeymoon
Starring: Tanya Fox, Tom Byron, Tiffany Storm, Lori Lovett, Sherry Evans, Ron Jeremy, Ronnie Dicksen, Mark Wallace, Ray Wells, Buck Adams, Peter North
Company: Paradise Visuals
Year: 1986
Duration: 1.26
Rating: 8+ (on Rog's 1-10 Scale)
Introductory Comment: I started watching porn videos in the mid-eighties and generally I think the genre has become much better since then. The girls are better looking today, the action is hotter, directional skills and technichal quality have improved significantly. When I pick up a tape in the video store I have so far not bothered much for the old stuff. Some time ago however I happened to stumble over an excellent review by JMT - http://www.hypervil.com/director/reviews/misc/bb2hm.html - of this movie Backdoor Brides 2: The Honeymoon. The review caught my attention since I had seen the video on the shelf in my local videostore, but never bothered to rent it, thinking it would just be some old "eighties crap". Well, upon JMT's recommendation I decided to give it a shot and, boy, am I glad that I did. This video is great! Thanks JMT. Since JMT's review accurately describes the plot, I will confine myself to making a few additional comments about the sex scenes.
Sex Scene 1: Sherry Evans, in the role of the riding instructor of the ranch takes on Mark Wallace and Buck Adams in an outdoor scene. Sherry has blonde fluffy hair, barely average looks, and like most of the other women in this video a soft round feminine body, which is quite different from the more athletic female bodies that have come to dominate the porn scene lately. Although I'm a great fan of today's mega-babes with supermodel looks, perfect bodies and well-trimmed pubic hair - Missy, Paisley Hunter, Cierra Brooks etc. - I found a bit to my surprise that I was delighted to see, at least for a change, the hairy pussies and flabby bodies of Sherry and her friends from ten years ago. Anyhow, Sherry sucks and fucks both guys. She does a brief DPP for the statistics, followed by some ass-fucking, an A2M and her taking the jizz in her mouth. OK, but not more.
Sex Scene 2: Tiffany Storm plays the wife of the ranchowner (Ray Wells). Tiff is dark, slightly oriental, again barely average looks but she's got an attractive soft feminine body. When she first met honeymooners Tom and Tanya she was presented as French. Now she says she's from Dallas, which confuses Tom somewhat and he asks "What's French about you?". Then La Marseillaise (The French national anthem) starts resounding (perhaps only in Tom's head, I'm not quite sure how we're meant to understand this) as she goes down and sucks his dick. Tom apparently enjoys the French lip service because he loudly screams "Vive la France!" every now and again during the act. We never see Tom cum in this scene. Meanwhile lonesome Tanya masturbates with a black dildo in the honeymoon suite. As she goes on all fours we get to see for the first time what must be considered the main attraction of this video, Tanya's magnificent big round butt. Tanya also inserts and pulls out a chain string of small black balls in and and out of her asshole.
Sex scene 3: We find Tom relaxing in a sofa, tired after the French treatment. Enter Ronnie Dicksen, a woman with short brown hair and not so great looks. She sucks him and then she cowgirls him while her fingers her asshole. Then she impales her asshole on his dick, still in cowgirl position. Her asshole, like many other assholes in this video, is very greasy. That's btw another difference between the anal erotica of the late nineties and that of the mid-eighties: The lube they use today (is it called astroglide?) is not as sticky as the one they used to have (abolene or vaseline?). I kind of enjoyed watching this messy anal sex for a change (will there ever be a nostalgic abolene revival in porn valley?). After the AC they change to RAC, giving us a full view of a her hairy pussy and her greasy asshole. Scene ends with a possible A2M as she climbs off him and starts sucking. Facial cumshot in slowmotion. Good post-cumshot licking and sucking.
Sex scene 4: This video's only lesbian scene featuring Tiffany Storm and Lori Lovett (another not so great looking fluffy blonde with a soft body and a hairy pussy). Some touching and kissing lead to a 69 before Lorie inserts a black dildo into Tiff's asshole. Generally, I'm not particularly fond of lesbian scenes and this one was nothing special.
Sex scene 5: Tiffany lies exhausted in the sofa as Ron Jeremy shows up. He sucks her tits and kisses her and licks her pussy. Missionary fucking while she fingers her own asshole. Ron exits and reinserets a couple of time which provides nice views. She sucks his big dick and rubs it between her tits. Then she mounts him anally in the cowgirl position (AC). Change to doggy anal. Good views. Another sticky asshole. He exits and cums on her asshole. Small dilation. I'm not sure whether this qualifies as a tunnel shot. Slow-motion close-up footage of her asshole and pussy covered in a mix of cum and greasy lube. Ron reinserts twice, which is nice. Best scene so far. Ron is a great guy and a great stud when he puts his mind into it (I don't mind him being fat and hairy).
Sex scene 6: We find Tom by a water fountain somewhere at the ranch. Sherry Evans turns up, quite good looking this time. She goes down and sucks him on her knees, her panties pulled down, exposing to us the second best-looking butt of this video (only Tanya's is more apetizing). She cowgirls him while he fingers her asshole. Then doggy anal with good close-up shots. Anal from the side, anal spoon before he cums on her asscheeks and reinserts.
Sex scene 7: Lori Lovett with Tom Byron and Peter North. Some sucking and doggystyle fucking. Then she is fucked in the missionary position with Tom in her pussy and Peter dipping his dick into her mouth. RAC on Peter while she fingers her hairy puss. Then Tom enters her puss for a DP in RAC position. She squirts some milk from her tits. Then both guys jack off into her face and she sucks their sticky dicks well. Scene ends with her lactating into their mouths, this being filmed in slow motion.
Sex scene 8: Tanya Fox with Buck Adams, Mark Wallace and Ray Wells. She lays down on her back on a table. Buck licks her, while the other guys dip their dicks into her mouth. Then Buck fucks her. Quite soon Ray cums in her mouth from above. She greedily sucks the cum off his dick. Nice! A brief doggy fuck is followed by some great doggy anal. It's unclear who's dick is in her ass (probably both of them, one after the other), since the rest of the scene consists of close-up footage of her ass being penetrated. And indeed, this is a faboulous big ass worth all the attention that it can get. We also get to see one insertion shot as the second dick enters her ass. Good pounding in slow motion (normally I don't like slow motion, but in this special case it is justified). Scene ends with one guy after the other blowing his nuts on her newly-fucked asshole (tunnel shots? Possibly, although the dilation may not be big enough, but I'd leave the final decision on this matter to Herbie) and great wiews of her cum-dripping behind. Tanya Fox rules!
Sex scene 9: Tom once again lies exhausted in sofa as Tiffany enters the room. We hear La Marseillaise as she starts sucking his dick. Then Tanya, his wife, shows up. Both girls suck him. Tiff sits on his face before Tanya mounts him cowgirlwise. Tiff positions herself an all fours leaning over antoher sofa, showing off her ass. Tom can't resist. He pushes Tanya off his body, walks over to Tiff and enters her ass. Soon Tanya realises that if she's going to get him back she has to make an equal offer, so she positions herself on all fours too, inviting him to enjoy her ass. He goes back and ass-fucks her. Great views again of Tanya's ass rotating as it is being pounded. Tom changes a couple of times between the asshole of his wife and that of his mistress (isn't this what we all dream about?). The scene ends with Tom cuming in their faces in slow-motion.
Final comment: It's amazing that all of this and also some non-sex stuff happened in 1 hour and 26 minutes. Compliments to Ron Jeremy for good direction. I love his humor, his style of anal sex with a preference for tunnel shots with reinsertions and girls greedily licking the jizz of sticky newly-squirted dicks. I also loved to spend some time with these old round natural ladies for a change (can you forgive me, Missy, Paisley, Alex, Cierra and Little Cinderella?).
Review by Kraven the Hunter (Sergej Kravinoff). Comments or questions may be sent to [email protected]
"I feel his awe ... his reverence. His --- submission. But it is part of the dance, part of the plan, for the man to comprehend as well." (from Kraven's Last Hunt)
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