Subject: Review: Sex Heist
From: [email protected] (Peter van Aarle)
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 1995 07:29:58 +0200
Well this is an somewhat older one (from 1993) but I liked it, so suffer
;-)
Sex Heist (Western Visuals 1993, dir: Jourdan Alexander)
cast: Porsche Lynn, Teddi Austin, Nicole London, Alicia Rio,
Cal Jammer, TTBoy, Kris Newz, Nick East.
This movie has some problems: the story doesn't really flow very well (but
that's nothing new for a porn movie ;-) and there is some noticeble looping
in some of the scenes. But most of all there is one scene where the editor
didn't really seem to be on the ball, because you can hear EVERY
instruction the director gives (which might be interesting if you want to
know more about the making of this movie ;-)
On with the review...
We start with Porsche Lynn and Cal Jammer saying goodbye to the guest of a
party Porsche had been throwing. She is slightly drunk and her boyfriend
Cal has stayed to help her with the dishes. The maid, Alicia Rio, is
flirting with him so he gets Porsche to go upstairs and wait for him by
promising her a surprise. Upstairs we see a masked burglar (Kris Newz)
looking thru the drawers and he hides when Porsche come upstairs. She slips
out of her dress and crashes on the bed. Kris tries to leave but she hears
him. When she turns over she thinks the masked guy is the surprise Cal
promised and she says "Oh, your mask is so scary. Take, I'm all yours". All
through their nice scene Porsche keeps up her dirty talking (she's always
good at that) and finally she pleads with him to come in her face.
Meanwhile downstairs Cal is on the phone with a woman whom he assures he
will get his hands on Porsche's jewelry next day. He also assures her he
loves her. This pisses off Alicia who starts talking to him in Spanish
until he assures her he loves her too, and will take her along when they
are rich. This calms Alicia down and they start to make love on the kitchen
counter (this is the scene where you can hear all of the director's
instructions to the performers).
The next morning Porsche discovers her jewelry is stolen.
By the pool her daughter Nicole London tells the story of how the burglar
fucked her mother and then took her jewelry. He remarks that he could do
such a thing, so she asks if he did it. He refuses to tell, so she takes
him into the bedroom to get him to talk. Nicole works up quite a sweat in a
RC ride before she lets him into her ass (with a condom that magically
appears). [this scene is looped quite noticeably]
Porsche call Cal because she doesn't want to be alone that night, and her
best friend Muffy has a previous appointment. Cal tells her he can't make
it either. This is not surprising since at that very moment Muffy (Teddi
Austin) is trying to inhale his dick. While he returns the favour she tells
him she has a plan to get her hands on the jewels anyway. Then they go at
it doggy before she begs him to put it in her ass (again with a magical
condom).
Meanwhile Porsche's pool cleaner comes by and it is Kris Newz. After he is
finished she takes a swim. TTBoy, thinking she is drowning jumps in to save
her, but of course she doesn't need saving. However, she does need to feel
attractive, and maybe he can help her with that? Not giving a moments
though about the fact that she is his girl friend's mother he follows her
to the bedroom where she gives him some enthusiastic head before riding him
cowgirl style. He reciprocates by ramming her missionary before popping on
her belly (she tries but can't catch anything on her tongue :-)
Of course Nicole London has seen them going at it together, and is crying
when Teddi Austin tries to console her. When they start munching each other
she soon is much happier, and when Nick East arrives (they were waiting for
him) he is quickly pulled onto the sofa to service them.
Next day Porsche finds a letter from Nicole where she explains she has run
away with Teddi and Nick. Porsche laments about the fact she has lost her
daughter, her boyfriend, her best friend and her gardener (TTBoy I guess).
Then pool cleaner Kris (Huh? He was finished the day before, so why is he
back?) gives her the jewelry back telling her he has "connections". She
wants to show him her appreciation and takes him into the bed room and
starts sucking his dick. After a few seconds she suddenly recognizes it and
realizes he is the burglar. He admits, but says he gave back the jewels
because he has fallen in love with her. She replies that as long as he
keeps fucking her as well as he did she doesn't mind. Fade to black.
Like I said, I liked this movie. I always liked Porsche, and Nicole still
has her original equipment here.
And, despite her boob job, I have always like Alicia Rio as well. Must be
her enthusiasm :-)
About a 3.00 (out of 4 Imperators)
Peter van Aarle ([email protected])
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