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Subject: REVIEW: Easy Lovers
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Easy Lovers
Direct by Richard Eagle
Sharon Kane Krista Lane
Robert Bullock Fallon
Looking for a hot, dirty flick, with sweaty bodies colliding like mating
water buffaloes? Like the sound of "oh baby - oh baby - oh
baby?" Wanna see every woman's face dripping with gallons of ejaculate?
Then forget "Easy Lovers," a good-natured little romp directed by Richard
Eagle. Oh, don't get me wrong - it's definitely hardcore - but the
characters all have honest-to-god _relationships_ with each other, and
the actors actually seem to be enjoying themselves, with lotsa laughter
that seems impromptu and unforced.
_The Plot_
Betsy (Sharon Kane) is concerned about the state of her marriage to Ross
(Robert Bullock): no matter what she does, he seems more interested in
his job than in making love to her. Even a wakeup blowjob can't keep him in
her bed - he's got to get to work! Fortunately, her next door neighbor
Dawn (Krista Lane) is a self-appointed sex counselor, and has decided to
"help" the entire neighborhood broaden its sexual horizons. Complicating
her task is a nosey prude, Miss Waspin (Fallon), who keeps disapproving
tabs from her window on all the carnal comings and goings. In the
inevitable course of things, of course, everybody gets laid, with happy
endings all around.
Several things distinguish this video. Not only do the characters have
fairly interesting relationships (for adult video) but they carry these
relationships into the sex scenes, and there's even some continuity
between scenes. The cucumber Dawn uses to seduce Betsy, for example,
then reappears in a salad in a subsequent 3-way, which is essentially
based around a slo-mo food fight. ("Try the cucumbers - they're prepared
special.") And instead of cutting lines in favor of grunting after the
first kiss, the performers continue to improvise a few lines throughout
the sex scenes. When Betsy pays off a cab driver by letting him go down
on her, for example, even as she's getting off, she's murmurring about
how she really shouldn't be doing this. Brilliant dialogue? Nope, but
it's nice to hear someone make the attempt.
Finally, this video is actually funny! Comedy's a lot like erotica: it
aims for a physical response from the viewer, but it's a helluva lot
easier to get a hardon than a laugh. Not every joke in "Easy Lovers"
works - but ya gotta at least chuckle at Fallon's giving Robert Bullock a
demure handjob wearing yellow rubber gloves.
This video won't satisfy everybody. (What will?) Things I consider
assets may interfere with your pleasure. The lengthy foreplay segments,
for example, or the omission of certain key positions (sorry, Mr. I: the
reverse cowgirl didn't make it. 8^{ ) No one wears heels, and there's
only one facial - and it ain't huge. But I think director Richard Eagle
and his remarkable cast have done a very good job in "Easy Lovers," and I
recommend this puppy big time. (And if anybody knows of anything else
directed by Richard Eagle, let me know - I've looked. No luck.)
_Sex Scene rundown_
Scene 1: Betsy wakes Ross up with a blowjob. Facial.
Scene 1.5: I think I'm missing a scene here between Dawn and her boy,
Carl. Oh, well....
Scene 2: Dawn seduces Betsy with a cuke. Girl-girl.
Scene 3: Dawn, Matt, and Betsy with lunch and a 3-way. Belly shot.
Scene 4: Cab driver goes down on Betsy.
Scene 5: Ross attacks Miss Waspin. Serious squirt job by Fallon, and an
anemic butt shot by Bullock. (No anal.)
Scene 6: Dawn and Carl attempt to satisfy Miss Waspin's enthusiastic
sexual response. Belly shot on Fallon.
Scene 7: The "Couples" scene: Betsy and Ross in front of the fireplace.
Yah, it's cliche as hell, but they've got some nice chemistry going, so
take it for what it's worth. Simulated internal shot.
All scenes are shot approximately 80% wide (head to toe) and 20% tight.
Actors are barefoot in every scene but one (Sharon wears tennis shoes to
lunch). The most frequent position is missionary-ish.
-> Curmudgeon
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