From alt.sex.movies Mon Apr 24 11:22:26 1995
Subject: REVIEW: "Anal Nation" (updated)
From: [email protected] (Jo E.)
Date: 10 Jun 1995 06:20:56 -0500
Status: RO
Hi again. I'm reposting this review with the correction of Cameo's
scene; I stated she did a DP when it was in fact a DPP. Thanks to Peter van
Aarle who let me know. :-)
ANAL NATION
director: William Black, 1990. Coast To Coast.
cast: Zara Whites (=Paulina Peters), Bionca, Gidgette, Cameo,
Bridgette Monroe, Rocco Siffredi, Wayne Summers, Randy West,
Marc Wallice, Cal Jammer.
Sex scenes:
1. Bridgette Monroe + Randy West.
2. Zara Whites + Rocco Siffredi.
3. Cameo + Cal Jammer; Marc Wallice joins in.
4. Bionca + Wayne Summers / Gidgette + Randy West.
The good news is that this movie had some reasonably well shot anal
sex scenes, the bad news is that during these sex scenes, the music score
drowned out all the sound from the performers.
Wayne Summers plays an anal specialist (with a very cheesy accent)
who is encountered by aliens Bionca and Gidgette who come down to Earth to
learn about anal sex and bring it back to teach the others on the planet
which they come from (ooook)! He teaches them about anal sex by playing
videotapes that contain.. anal sex. Simple set-up, cheesy storyline..
need I say more?
Wayne first plays a scene with Bridgette and Randy (one of his
assistants) who have sex on a staircase. I don't find Bridgette to be all
that attractive and the scene played off to me as plain filler (which it
really is).
The next scene he plays has Zara and Rocco. Zara looks good and
this scene was pretty decent. Again, nothing was heard but a typical porn
soundtrack.
Next, a scene with Cameo and Cal is played to the two eager aliens
and when Marc enters the picture, they do a DPP that was cut short for
some reason. Suddenly, Marc disappears and Cal continues with an anal
attack on Cameo.
After all that videoplay, Wayne and his assitant Randy help Bionca
and Gidgette experience anal sex for themselves. Wayne takes on Bionca while
Randy does Gidgette in another room. Since Bionca normally does anal, her
scene was nothing special, but it was the first time I've seen Gidgette do
anal and she hardly showed any emotion at all. Ho-hum.
All in all, a decent feature with some well shot sex but very continuous
soundtracks. This is a movie you either like or dislike. Worth a look?
Only if you like the stars. I'm going 50/50 with this one. It sure could
have been done a whole lot better, though (as is the case with many pornos).
169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late."