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Subject: Review: Huge Cum Shots - Magma sputters this time
Date: 9 Nov 1995 02:26:54 GMT
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Review:
"Huge Cum Shots"
Presented by Magma, Copyright Metro Home Video
Starring:
Tai Peh, Muriel, Francina, Claudette, Blacky, Frank, Piotre, Spider,
and JP Armand
Running Time: over an hour (forgot to write it down)
Rating: didn't feel it was worth my rental dollar
Magma usually produces average to great films with decent talent on the
male and female payroll. The filth content is usually pretty good and
the filth is true filth, not some directed filth in your typical
cookbook porno movie. However, one of the most annoying things about
Magma films is the dubbed narrator explaining each scene. To give you
an idea of how annoying this gets, I'm going to to the entire review
using that narrative style:
Tai Peh is stripping for us to prove she is the best girl for the job.
She is hoping to land a role in a new movie. She is from the orient
with a nice body. She should do well. See how she masturbates on the
couch, she is really hot. It is for sure turning on the happy
gentleman hiding behind the coffee table. See how he sticks three
fingers into her wet, hot pussy. There are not too many blonde
oriental woman so this guy will enjoy himself. See how hard his big
cock is. He must have been happy, look at all that juicy cum he shot
on her belly. She how shiny her hot body looks when she rubs his cum
all over it? His cock is still hard, he must be happy.
Well, you get the idea. I'm not really going do the entire review this
way. If I did I'm sure someone would find out where I live, break in
to my place, tie me up then read nursery rhymes to me until I somehow
knawed my way to freedom.
Anyway, the above brief scene with Tai is followed by a close-to
milk-white blonde and gent pairing up on a table and surrounding areas.
The pair do the usual forplay followed by some energetic fucking and a
somewhat voluminous money shot on the back. The same blonde pairs up
with another blonde in the following scene for some brief girl-girl
action. More striptease and masturbation follows as a shapely black
lady strips off her designer labels and proceeds to enthusiastically
paddle her own canoe. Eventually she is joined by the gent that
appeared in scene one for a vigorous blow-job and pounding from a trio
of positions. Tai returns to watch from a distance as the 1st blonde
get DP'ed (face down) on a table, which leads to some masturbation
fading between the two scenes. Some girl-girl action sans toys (which
I guess would make a few of you out there happy) follows, with one of
the participants stuffing her panties into the other's pussy for an
interesting touch. A two-on-two scene is followed by a blonde, a
cross-dresser and another guy doing anal to each other, the one gent
pulling out of the blondes ass and dropping his load into the guy
beneath him. Tai and another blonde go from girl-girl directly to some
quick DP action (Tai getting poked) and some cum-shots to end the film.
Most of the heat generated by the movie occurred too briefly to be of
any real significance. The sex between the black lady and her gent was
energetic and very bouncy and was somewhat of a turn-on because it did
not look too directed. Unfortunately most of the scenes were to short
or had too many close-up gynocological shots. I thought the lengthy
girl-girl scene should have been ditched because it there shouldn't be
girl-girl scenes in a "huge cum shot" movie unless you count that
squirting deal as a cum shot. As for the cum-shots, well some of them
were voluminous, none were "huge" and some were pretty disappointing.
I was surprised there wasn't even an average facial worth listing. The
male bi-sexual action near the end of the film will probably scare away
potential viewers too.
Overall I was mildly disappointed from this Magma release. It didn't
live up to its title and none of the scenes really turned me on. That
is a shame too, Tai is very exotic looking and darn-right cute.
Raincoat Roundup:
oral, striptease, designer European fashions, interracial action,
floppy tit-bouncing action fucks, tit-cum with rub-down, tummy-cum
with rub-down, double penetration, voyerism, girl-girl, girl-girl anal
fingering, cross dressing gent, blonde fingering a guys butt hole,
dildo in guys butt, gent sucking another gent, guy fucking another guys
butt, weak facial
JGrouch
---cut here---
Some quick responses to mail messages I've recieved.
-On the advice of one person I'll start putting a lot of the mindless
banter a the bottom of the review. Regular banter will still appear
before the review :)
-No, my reviews are not on a web site.
-I apologize to the gentleman who found something I said humorous and
laughed coffee up his nose. I'll consider using a disclaimer warning
readers that I assume no responsibility for fluids ingested, coughed up
or produced by my reviews.
-Tanya Foxx looked best as a long-haired blonde for her fuck scenes, a
short-haired brunette for her bondage poses.
-Any anal with Tiffany Mynx is a good one.
169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late."