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Date: Sat, 28 Oct 1995 19:26:13 UTC
Subject: Review - Tailens 2
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Prolog -
I was out on my usual search for a little titillation and had to
decide between three movies that caught my fancy. I chose this one
because of Ashlyn Gere. On the box and in the credits she's listed
as the star and, after my last positive experience with her movie,
I decided I wanted more of the same. This time I made a mistake.
- Tailiens 2 - Fat Dog Productions - Henri Pachard - 1992, 93, or
95 depending whether you believe the video intro, the legal
disclaimer, or the cassette case.
Starring -- Ashlyn Gere (NOT!!!), Heidi Cat, Alexis Jordan,
Bridgette Aime, and Sharon Kane as the creature from outer
space.
Guys -- Tom Byron, Marc Wallice, Mike Horner, Scott St James,
several others in cameo appearances.
Plot -- It claims to b e about government run bordellos used for sex
experiments, But really there is no plot.
Raincoat Review: Oral, Anal (brief), Missionary, Ball licking,
Asshole licking, Butt and pussy slapping, Tit fuck, Mouth fuck,
Tongue fuck.
Rating for those who can't wait. In this case the wait won't be
long but here it is anyway. 1.0
Scene List Really I can't give one for this film.
This is probably the worst video I've rented in the last two years.
It is very frustrating because it had such potential. The concept
of a sexual experimentation bordello infiltrated by an alien
race that adapts to the sexual proclivities of the host race is a
good one. The make-up used on Sharon Kane to turn her face from
the eyes down into a large pussy was very good. It would have
been an excellent topper to the movie and an excellent lead in to
Tailiens 3 if they had done this one right. They did not. The
editing, camera angles, lack of continuity, unfinished sex acts,
and inane meanderings of the storyline make it almost unwatchable.
Only the hope that the ladies involved would, through shear sex
appeal because they did have a good deal of that, do something
memorable, kept me watching.
The women and their particular talents were all new to me. While
the ladies were not raving beauties, they were pleasant and eager
in their sex scenes and deserved better treatment than the director
gave them in the final cut. All had natural breasts that ranged from
a little over a handful to a lot more than two hands full. As I
said, I do not know the ladies by name so I will describe their
attributes and what I found about the movie that I liked. If you
can illuminate me about who the ladies were based on the cast
list, I would appreciate it. On now to what I liked, this won't take
long.
The lady playing Shawna was an auburn haired, brown eyed, beauty
with a great body in excellent proportion. Her breasts were
larger than average and lovely. She had a very edible ass. When we
were allowed to see her perform she did a very sexy cowgirl with a
grinding ride that was very natural and a real turn on for me. In
the missionary position she was very flexible and could spread wide
and get her knees up in her armpits for maximum access. Her large
lovely tits were just right for a tit fuck and she gave good head,
taking her fella completely in her mouth from on top.
The lady playing Barbi was a petite blonde with permed hair. She
was very cute and very hot. She had a wonderfully shaped ass and
her shaved pussy made me very hungry just looking at it. In her
main scene, she held the guy's head deep in her box and made him
tongue fuck her. This is one of my favorite things and fantasies,
so I was impressed and turned on. I would love to see more of her.
Erica was a tall woman with average looks, about 5'10" or 11 with a
little too much baby fat on her body for my tastes. She reminded
me a little of P.J. Sparxx but without the smoldering eyes. She had
medium sized breasts which looked small because she was such a tall
lady. She has a tattoo on her right arm, long brown hair and nice
eyes. What I liked about her was her ability to take a mouth
fucking from Mike Horner. She lay on her stomach, on a pool table
with her head and shoulders over the edge and let Mike bury his
long member all the way into her mouth repeatedly. She took this
vigorous mouth fuck for a long time with no noticeable looping
slowing him occasionally to allow her to do another party trick.
She would take him completely into her mouth then stick out her
tongue to tickle his balls at the same time. Something I'd like to
try if I could find a woman who could do it.
That's it, that's all there is worth mentioning in the flick. About the
time I thought the movie was about to take off, they cut to a
trailer for Tailiens 3 that probably showed everything good in
that video as well. What A Waste!!
Fat Dog Productions should be ashamed of itself. The use of Ashlyn
Gere on the Box as the "Star" is a blatant lie. She is only in the
opening shots as a part of "our story so far" and is never part of
the action. I have never rented Fat Dog before and, unless someone
can give me good reason, will not rent them again. This video is an
obvious, premeditated rip-off of the consumer. Because of that I
recommend you boycott all future releases. Henri Pachard's
directing and producing are atrocious. He has no sense of
continuity or of how to capture the beauty of the women in the
movie. As producer and director I assume he supervised the editing
as well. It was equally bad.
On the Impeator's scale this is a 1.0. Do not rent this unless you
have money to throw away. There are sexier scenes on cable TV.
Your comments on the movie, review, or answers to my questions are
appreciated. Flames are ignored.
Standard personal information about MOI and a disclaimer
follows. This review is of course my copyright and if you steal
>from it without credit you are obviously an unworthy person who
parentage is in doubt. Having said that; read this.
I am a leg and ass man. I like nice, natural breasts, but large ones
are not essential and if they are not pleasing to look at a
distraction. I like enthusiastic, smiling ladies who are treated
decently by the men. The ladies need not be beautiful but they must
be pleasing to look at and enjoy their work. The most beautiful
woman who scowls or looks as though she could be having as much fun
reading plumbers weekly, is a waste of time. I follow the Imperator's
lead with regard to honesty in packaging, cast lists, and the need
to treat the customer with respect. I always try to take the movies
for what they are rather than what they pretend to be. I use the
Imperial Scale for Rating. It is posted in the Imperator's reviews
and I will not reproduce it here. My review and rating should be
considered with these things in mind.
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169 “I can arrange all that.” Such Apaches as had not gone back on the war-path returned to the States with the troops; but there were five months more of the outrages of Geronimo and his kind. Then in the summer of the year another man, more fortunate and better fitted to deal with it all, perhaps,—with the tangle of lies and deceptions, cross purposes and trickery,—succeeded where Crook had failed and had been relieved of a task that was beyond him. Geronimo was captured, and was hurried off to a Florida prison with his band, as far as they well could be from the reservation they had refused to accept. And with them were sent other Indians, who had been the friends and helpers of the government for years, and who had run great risks to help or to obtain peace. But the memory and gratitude of governments is become a proverb. The southwest settled down to enjoy its safety. The troops rested upon the laurels they had won, the superseded general went on with his work in another field far away to the north. The new general, the saviour of the land, was heaped[Pg 305] with honor and praise, and the path of civilization was laid clear. Parliament met on the 10th of January, 1765. The resentment of the Americans had reached the ears of the Ministry and the king, yet both continued determined to proceed. In the interviews which Franklin and the other agents had with the Ministers, Grenville begged them to point to any other tax that would be more agreeable to the colonists than the stamp-duty; but they without any real legal grounds drew the line between levying custom and imposing an inland tax. Grenville paid no attention to these representations. Fifty-five resolutions, prepared by a committee of ways and means, were laid by him on the table of the House of Commons at an early day of the Session, imposing on America nearly the same stamp-duties as were already in practical operation in England. These resolutions being adopted, were embodied in a bill; and when it was introduced to the House, it was received with an apathy which betrayed on all hands the profoundest ignorance of its importance. Burke, who was a spectator of the debates in both Houses, in a speech some years afterwards, stated that he never heard a more languid debate than that in the Commons. Only two or three persons spoke against the measure and that with great composure. There was but one division in the whole progress of the Bill, and the minority did not reach to more than thirty-nine or forty. In the Lords, he said, there was, to the best of his recollection, neither division nor debate! His cheek paled for an instant as the thought obtruded that the man might resist and he have to really shoot him. "Good, the old man's goin' to take the grub out to 'em himself," thought the Deacon with relief. "He'll be easy to manage. No need o' shootin' him." "Them that we shot?" said Shorty carelessly, feeling around for his tobacco to refill his pipe. "Nothin'. I guess we've done enough for 'em already." John Dodd, twenty-seven years old, master, part of the third generation, arranged his chair carefully so that it faced the door of the Commons Room, letting the light from the great window illumine the back of his head. He clasped his hands in his lap in a single, nervous gesture, never noticing that the light gave him a faint saintlike halo about his feathery hair. His companion took another chair, set it at right angles to Dodd's and gave it long and thoughtful consideration, as if the act of sitting down were something new and untried. "Besides," Norma said desperately, "they're only rumors—" "Oh, I've found a way of gitting shut of them rootses—thought of it while I wur working at the trees. I'm going to blast 'em out." During the next ten years the farm went forward by strides. Reuben bought seven more acres of Boarzell in '59, and fourteen in '60. He also bought a horse-rake, and threshed by machinery. He was now a topic in every public-house from Northiam to Rye. His success and the scant trouble he took to conciliate those about him had made him disliked. Unprosperous farmers[Pg 124] spoke windily of "spoiling his liddle game." Ditch and Ginner even suggested to Vennal that they should club together and buy thirty acres or so of the Moor themselves, just to spite him. However, money was too precious to throw away even on such an object, especially as everyone felt sure that Backfield would sooner or later "bust himself" in his dealings with Boarzell. "Let's go home," she said faintly—"it's getting late."