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Subject: Adult computer games
From: [email protected] (Echiko)
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Date: Sun, 30 Jul 1995 23:06:00 -0640
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Hello folks! I am always on the lookout for adult computer
games. I plan on writing one myself but it will not be finished for
quite a while.
In any case I decided to review the ones that I have seen.
Note that I include interactive CD-ROMs in this group but not direct
movie to CD transfers(why bother?).
Ok, here we go.
Porntris: An adult version of Tetris(obviously) with a pretty
woman bitmap as a background. Each time you get a row the
game uncovers a segment of a short 4-8 frame looping video.
The game has about four levels(4 pictures and 4 videos) and
is a bit short(probably due to memory constrants).
It is quite good.
Immoral Cumbat: 3D maze game like Wolfenstine 3D except you use
sperm to kill the monsters(Sex as a weapon). Guess how you
get the sperm? heh heh. This is actually quite good for what it
is(Love the killer floating Testicles). It has good graphics
and nice features like radar. It can be had as shareware.
Simusex: Lovely artwork. Sorta like Virtual Valerie. Not really a game
as much as a simulated girl you can do things to. It has
good sounds(remember to have a soundblaster handy).
It gets boring really quickly but is worth checking out!
It is shareware.
Sweet Thing VGA: A stupid text and graphic adventure that has you
making love to a girl. the problem with it is, it uses pictures
of different girls to represent the "girl" you are having sex
with, The short video loops are not even in the same settings
as the text says they are in, and the parser doesn't recognize
words such as ear, foot, nose, etc...
don't waste your money on this. It is shareware.
Metal and Lace: Street Fighter game with dirty bits added. It is from
Japan. Uses an art style similar to Japanese cartoons(Anime).
Those of you who have lived in Japan(like me) know that
The Japanese make thousands of games just like this one.
Some are just stupid quiz games with dirty pictures.
most are graphic adventure/slideshow games, strip Mahjong
or strip Hanafuda(A Japanese card game). Metal and lace is
not too bad.
Intimate Zones: Well, Vivid Video chose to make some CD-ROMs. I don't
mind, they have some of my favorite porn stars, but this
one is not a good game. The object is to arouse a porn star
by using various "tools" and touching them to a picture of
her. If you are successful you get to see a porn video
with her in it. The game would have been better if the
pornstar's picture was animated and responded to your actions
(like Virtual Valerie). Most of the game is just a porn
film on CD, why bother with the "game" part?
I hope Interactive does better in the future, they do great
videos and movies, they have Asia Carrera(one of my favorites),
and they have great distribution.
Final note: I hate Windows, as a developer it uses to many
reasorces and has too many restrictions, as a user it takes up
to much memory on my hard drive and has other weird problems.
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* SLMR 2.1a * This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
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