This review covers the the "cut" version. The movie was cut to excise any mention or depiction of
Traci Lords' character. The original movie was made in 1984. I got this
copy recently from Excalibur.
Cast
Cody Nicole, Pam Jennings, Laurie Smith, Erica Boyer, Roxanne
Rolands, Rikki Blake, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Craig Roberts,
Blake Palmer, Tim Long, Rocky Rome, Dan T. Mann, Steve Hanna,
and "Playgirl Magazine's" Steve Drake
Special thanks to Jamal Dunbar, Peter van Aarle, Patrick Riley and JD Larkin for
helping me fill out the cast listings.
Synopsis:
Christy comes to Hollywood to achieve porn stardom. She meets
up with her friend Marc Wallice who gets her into the porn
world.
Scene Breakdown
Christy Canyon
Under the credits, Christy does some topless softcore
posing for us.
Amber Lynn/Christy Canyon/Tim Long
Christy watches Amber and Guy in a photo shoot. She
imagines herself participating, so she pops in and out of
the action. When she's out of the action, we see her,
clothed, watching the scene.
Neither Amber nor Christy can get this guy hard (is he
dead?!?). Finally, Christy mounts his as he eats Amber,
for what is one of my fave fantasy positions -- gals
kissing while they are each getting serviced. The camera
work is absolutely horrible. We can't keep anything in
frame, the camera is constantly moving. What a waste.
Amber blows the guy and supposedly some cum comes out and
she rubs her breast.
Amber Lynn/Greg "Rocky" Rome
She blows him in a bubble bath. He takes her doggie.
She mounts him. She blows him and makes "nasty" faces at
him. He stands over her and jerks off onto her tits.
She cleans him off afterwards.
Dan T. Mann/Rikki Blake
Man, is Rikki cute!!!! Happily the cameraman spends some
time getting focus off her shoe (what the fuck?!?)
Another totally botched scene; at least it was short. He
cums on her belly.
Christy Canyon/Rikki Blake/Dan T. Mann
Christy starts off playing with herself in a hot tub. My
copy of the tape was horribly dark. I love Video
Exclusives. NOT! "Have you ever been with a woman
before?" "No," sez CC, "but I'd like to give it a try
sometime..."
Some nice teacher/student talk between the two. Alas, it
lasts about a minute until Dan comes back in...
The teacher/student dialog continues ("Start with giving
him head") Christy gets fucked mish while Rikki sucks
her tits. "You came inside her?!? That's twice today
you came too soon!" Actually, I'd say it was once that
day he came, and this time was faked. :-)
Christy Canyon/Ron Jeremy/Blake Palmer/Guy 2
Christy's first foto shoot. She starts sucking RJ's cock
as plows her from behind. Then some tit fucking as Ron
cums on her tits. Start to first cumshot: 1 minute 45
seconds. Christy cleans off Ron's cock. She rubs the
jizz into her tits. "I want more" she moans.
She sucks Guy 2 from below as Blake does her mish. Ron
clumsily plays with her tits while his guy blocks some of
the shots. at 3:30 Blake shoots his load on her bush.
She and he rub the cum into her bush.
Guy 2 takes her doggie style and a minute later cums on
her ass.
How a 3 guys on Christy can be shot and done with inside
of 5 minutes is a crime and a waste of resources of epic
proportions.
Christy Canyon/Craig Roberts
Now its time to fuck the photog. She sucks him. He
plugs her doggie style, She dies a little RC
(hallelujah!) but it's shot horribly (let's spend MORE
TIME on her left shoulder?!? -- heathen!) he wraps it up
by going mish and cumming on her belly. She cleans his
cock off after.
Christy Canyon/Dave Sanders
More photo shoots. He has her mish, doggie then some
vertical tit fucking for a pop shot on her tits.
Pam Jennings/Dan T. Mann
Not very easy on the eyes ole' Pam, though she is the
most energetic thing in this flick so far... the easy
listening music is a little overbearing.. BJ, doggie,
mish, cumshot on belly/tits.
Erica Boyer/Laurie Smith/Ron Jeremy
One forgets how cute Laurie was. The gals "perform" for
Christy and Steve Drake who walk in on them. Lots of
breast play here. Eventually a good thing is spoiled by
the appearance of the Hedgehog. The girls are on top of
each other kissing and Ron goes pussy to pussy. Ron
plugs Erica as she eats Laurie. The gals blow Ron, and
he blows his load straight into the air...
Cody Nicole/Greg Rome
Quick BJ, then mish. This scene is intercut with the
Erica/Laurie scene. Cody looks a LOT like Meg Ryan in
this scene. Spooning, some guy on top 69 (what ever
happened to *that* position?) She blows him then jerks
him off, so he too spouts like a geyser, soiling only the
hands of his partner...
Rikki Blake/Peter North
Steve and Christy pop in here as well, and start to get
in on. Peter, meanwhile, goes mish, doggie, and they 69
(her on top) and he cums, though we can't really see
it.
Christy Canyon/Steve Drake
Finally they find a spot in the house, and get it on.
Steve eats her, then goes mish (and she wiggles her ass
something good) then he pulls out and cums on her left
tit.
CONCLUSION
Pretty much sucked. Lots of Christy in too short scenes. I'd
rather have half the scenes twice as long with the heat turned
up. The production staff was inept in every area (lighting
sucked, camerawork sucked, editing sucked...)
When a Christy vehicle has the most spirited performance out
of someone other than Christy, something is terribly wrong.
Christy has done too few large number of guys scenes, and that
this is one of them is a crime.
I like Christy, but I hated this movie. Even if you're a fan,
you can do so much better.
RATING
On the Imperial scale, a 2.00
FOLLOWUP:
> A rare "boo" to the Director. "Holly" is a frequent "Top 10" pick
> among Christy fans. For what it lacks in heat, it makes up for in wry
> humor and sheer time on camera by Christy.
Not in the version I saw, which is the version the fan will be able to get
(legally) today.
Plus, to me, I almost always need heat to make a package
successful. If I wanted just to see Christy, I'd enjoy the collection
from alt.fan.christy-canyon :-) If I want to see her fuck with reckless
abandoned, I'd watch a movie -- but probably not this one...
> Christy plays against type as a "ditz" in this one. This is a contrast
> to the often stark characters she portrays in her current Vivid flicks.
Very true. But this can be said of most of her pre-Vivid works. Vivid
has destoryed her, while parlaying her into a valuable commodity. It's a
double edged sword. She can stop making movies 2 years ago, but vivid
releases "Sex Secrets of a Mistress" as if it were a brand new flick...
Her early stuff was better -- she was freer, more "liberated", arguably
had more heat, looked a little better (her breasts were fuller back then
-- not that they aren't wunnerful now, but back then they had a little
more shape... but that can be said about anyone when comparing themselves
to 10 years prior).
Out of the four Christy movies I recently bought from Excalibur, I'd
rate this one last -- for Christy content, I'd go with Like a Virgin,
Black Throat and Gang Bangs (tied), and this one.
> Give it another try on a better day. Its not bad when you're in the
> right mood.
Maybe the 198*4* version, but this one is still a stinker. It's a 2.00
which is a rental if you're a fan, but otherwise, pass.
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