For some stupid reason, I picked up Vivid's recent "Bloopers and Boners"
tape, hosted by Nikki Tyler.
In the past I have wondered aloud as to what the purpose of bloopers
porn tapes were, since I didn't really care about seeing Amber Lynn
flubbing another line in some movie where the plot was irrelevant anyway...
but against my better judgment, I picked this up.
There wasn't much on TV last night, so the wife and I sat and watched
while I updated the FAQ and web site.
There were only a few scenes that were particularly "laugh worthy." One
had Tom Byron fucking Heather Hart and Teri Diver in a tub. He pulls out
for the cumshot, slips and lands squarely on his ass... and then manages
to regain his composure and finish the pop shot! Go Tom Go!
Then we gets lots of boring line flubs.
To actually add sex to the movie, there were a few extended sex scenes
which ended in a blooper.
The sex scenes (the ones I remember) were a great g/g between Melissa
Hill and Jen Teal in a shower; a g/g between Tracey Adams and Julianne
James where they fall off a chair at the end; some blonde in a b/b/g who
falls off a couch as the guy tries to enter her ass.
You usually get a glimpse of the real person behind the persona in
blooper tapes, which is I guess what holds their appeal to me.
We also get to see Janine get her earring caught when she tries to rip
off her fencing mask from WTBA6. OUCH!
Wee see outtakes from "NightBreed" which was strange, since they were at
the end of NightBreed too. I guess an editor got lazy.
We get to see extended outtakes from Michael Zen's Stardust -- Jen Teal
getting caught up in a telephone cord and other ways she can lose her
focus.
There was also a Tom Byron retrospective, featuring the many looks of
Tom -- from his first days with Ginger Lynn to his later days as a
grunge God. Oddly, there was a clip from "Flesh for Fantasy" in the
retrospective, the only non-Vivid clip I noted.
If you're really bored or have a coupon for a 99 cent rental, give this a
look. Otherwise, you probably haven't missed anything.
Since it is a compilation, and a mostly non sex one at that, it gets to
rating.
And now the joke (from the Internet Moderator Mailing List)...
Q: How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb:
A: 435,235
1 to change the bulb
4 to tell him he should have done it differently
365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts
1834 to flame the spell checkers
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and alt.rape.all.men.are.scum, alt.adoption, and s.a.a.(m)
23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superior
236,789 to concatenate all articles to date, then quote
them, only to say, "Me Too"
106,345 to quote the "Me Toos" to say, "Me Three"
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